M.I.A

Surely you all have missed me and my random rants on here. So I've been gone and I'm sure I've lost your dedication. But, I'm sorta back now and I'll just keep it short and simple. To make up for it, I'm going to post a bunch of pics that I've taken while missing. I'll have little captions for each of them.

One day I was hanging out around Ximen District. There was a display of Zombie girls. Yea.. Ximen is considered the "Harajuku" of Taiwan. All the latest trends, fashion, and fake clothes are all found in this district. Also, the Gay and Lesbians feel liberated here in Taipei than they do in other parts.

This girl was a street performer at Ximen. She banged out on the drums in sweltering hot humidity. The was really good, and I gave her a $3usd tip, or 100nt. The kid in this picture was so mesmerized, he went up to the front to rock out on his own.

These are pan fried pot stickers. Half of this batch was a kimchi stuffed set. Really tasty. This whole plate was roughly $3usd. Yum!

This is a mini hot pot. It's stuffed to the rim, and there is a gel fueled fire underneath to keep the pot hot by the time you finish. The was about $4usd.

I had some ShabuShabu here too. This place was considered a little bit more pricey than most because of the posh environment. The food was really fresh and the soup broth used was lightly seasoned. I believe a person costed around $11usd, but we ordered a bunch of other things, such as alligator meat, mussels and sashimi.

The Sashimi

The alligator meat. When cooked, the texture comes out like Chicken. It sorta tastes like it too.

These are the mussels.Extremely fresh ones at that. I honestly don't eat too much of this stuff, but I gorged out on this dinner event.

Porkchop over rice. This was delivered. There are a bunch of veggies underneath it. This costs $2.75usd delivered.

I went to a rave like event in Taipei. It was dubbed the White Party by The Loop Productions. The event had some major headliners. I haven't heard of these artists live yet, so it was a good chance for me to check em out. I sorta killed two birds with one stone on this move. The event, over all, was really nice. Lot's of friendly people, affordable water unlike in the City, and lots of costumed characters roaming around the event.

The White Party included GoGo dancers which was sorta nice. The even was really strict on the fact that you had to wear white to the event, or else you wouldn't be able to go in with your ticket. There was a way though, and that was to pay the penalty price of $30usd. So, everyone inside was wearing white naturally.

This was parked outside of my apartment one night when I went to 7-11 next door to grab a drink. I was thinking about jizzing on the door handle. Well...

This is how they serve drinks at the KTV's in Taipei. Just kidding. They were promoting some cheap ass China beer with that porcelain piss model. I had to take a pic of it in action. The beer really was like piss water. For those of you who don't know what "piss water" beer is, think of Budweiser, Pabst Blue Ribbon or Naddi Ice = Piss water.

'The San Francisco Treat'. WOW.

I got bit by a mosquito and it ended up looking like a friggin' bruise. Really nasty. It wasn't even itchy. It just swelled up and turned red. Gross.

A very small beach in Taipei County. The water was really clear, and the water as warm as the temperature.

Hitting it up and tagging random things onto the sands of Taiwan.

While I was chillaxing on the beach, my uncle caught some fresh crabs that we boiled on the spot and ate. I'm not too big on eating anything with a shell that'll mess up the innards of your mouth, but damn these crabs were really good. The naturally salt from the sea flavored these bad boys.

This is "Gwai Gwai", or Good Good in Chinese (Mandarin). He is one of the horniest dogs I've encountered. He has a thing for my right arm, and only my right arm. He leaves my left arm alone. He humps the shit out of my right arm. He also has a habit of sticking out his tongue at ALL times; usually to his left.

Ok. I'll be back in a few to update. I hope this makes up for the two months that I've been missing!
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